Attention Kindergartners:

Kicking your classmate cannot be negated by hugging me.


Crying doesn't change the fact that you are a behavior problem and, therefore, cannot participate in bouncy house fun.


Please learn how to button/unbutton your pants on your own.


For the love of all that is Holy, take a nap at naptime.


Try not to get some random food item in your hair. (How did that happen?)


I don't care if it's sunny and warm out by mid-afternoon, you'll want your jacket tomorrow morning...take it home.


Do not tell me, the teacher, what to do. I tell you, the student, what to do.






I plan to thoroughly enjoy my break from obnoxious 5- & 6-year-olds next week!