When your dogs are slowly working their way under the fence between our yards, why is it my responsibility to make a special trip to Lowe's this weekend to buy something to prevent them from one day actually succeeding in their attempts to have it out with my dog?
I've been giving you the benefit of the doubt for weeks now, but it's starting to become ridiculous. You're not new here anymore. I know you've witnessed the scuffles and barking around the fence when the dogs are outside at the same time. You miss, however, the countless times this happens when you're not home. I'm tired of having all the responsibility of this situation on my shoulders.
All I'm saying is that surely, in the last few weeks, you could have found time and money to purchase some bricks to stop your teeny tiny dogs from meeting my gigantic dog face to face. I think mine would win that fight.
Don't worry, though. I've totally got you covered. I'll take care of it. You can thank me later.
Your annoyed neighbor,

3 comments:
We have digging dogs on both sides of our fence too! But I try to block out the holes on my side because I'm afraid my little dog will get hurt...you would really think they would too!
That's crazy! You'd think they would want to protect their dogs. Have you said anything to them? Because I totally would...but that's just how I am. I don't just let stuff like that go. HAHA
As hard as it is, I would probably go over and talk to them about it or leave a note on their door. If that doesn't work, you could always call Animal control on them :)
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